people who have the same name as me are competition
(via nikolai-fraiture)
“rose”
who rose
rose titanic??????
rose doctor who??????
rose homestuck??????
rose american dragon??????
no
rose flower
everyone forget rose flower
rose flower cry
(via stylishkidsintheriotvan)

And what it is that surprises me
Is that I don’t really want you to
(Source: lawyerupasshole, via the-sheer-desperation-to-be-seen)

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
(Source: brennablueskies, via stylishkidsintheriotvan)